"It isn't used," Jono grumbled. "S'still packaged, mostly."

... Shut up, don't ask.

"As for Joni and the frogs, it's fairly straightforward, at least with her. She gets fed twice a day, once in the morning and once before bed or else she'll have you up by six demanding to know why her belly is running on empty." And sometimes those demands came with tiny and totally affectionate claws kneading into your ass. Good times. "The frogs are slightly more complicated. They have a water dish-- keep it full up, a bunch of dried out frogs also happen to be a bunch of dead ones. They also eat live crickets... a box of bugs in your apartment doesn't bother you, does it?"

He could find someone else to watch the frogs, if it was too much trouble.