"Pass on the frolicking," April said. Because a.) she did not frolic, and b.) accepting that offer turned out to be too weird, even though she sort of wanted to. "I don't need your used dude leather."

Seriously, who just up and traded sex stuff with their friends? April didn't even like talking about sex with people she wasn't, you know, doing it with.

"What should I know for Joni and these guys?"