"Well, better I let you pick than choose something myself, I'm certain. There are a good many items sitting in my closet at home that I'm certain you'd have difficulty putting to use on yourself. Unless you could find a bloke willing to wear them, I suppose..."

Jono, really now.

"How about I let you frolic and choose a few things, then? Those bloody things weren't cheap by any means, and I'll be providing all of the pet supplies, and paying vet bills and the like if they come up..."

And, really, he wasn't planning on making use of any of it any time soon.