Jono? Also not Irish, and not even particularly inclined to pretend just so that he'd have an excuse. He could drink with the best of them, Irish or not, and to hell with anybody that decided that his lager wasn't good enough for the holiday.

What he did have today, of course, was a copy of the DVD of Being Frank, and he was going to personally deliver it, along with a case of beer, because there were some people on the island that he didn't need to be responsible around.

... Was that the fire alarm for a moment?

"April? You in there?"