Availability Can-Can!

I thought really hard about titling this post something like "Availability Barricade" for the torturetainment of brat_inslayage and hawkeye_too, etc., but then I thought of an actual dance to use so that got thrown out the window.

Anyway. I'm going to Paris tonight for a week and a half of learning about media and networking at firms and scrunch-facing (see icon) while prancing around dorkily with fewerexplosions. (See what I did there? I mean, you know, there might be SOME explosions.) The hotel website says nothing about its Wi-Fi capabilities, suggesting that this hotel is possibly located in the past, so I might not be the most connected while I'm away. Thus I have pawned off my radio shifts on some spectacular volunteers and my kids have been animal-transformed. Topher is a gopher in the hands of ultron_junior, Gert is a purple chameleon being watched by justbeingbay, April is a mouse with apocalipped, and Alec is a panther cub in myownface's tender care. Please don't feed them to teal deer or rafts full of hungry students.

There may or may not be tweeting. I shall return on the 31st with jet-lag and croissants, yo.