Jonothon was stunned. Stunned.

"Fair enough," Jono replied with a shrug as he reached for a beer. Today was just the sort of day where he wouldn't complain no matter what sort it was, refined British tastes and a deep-bred hatred of American booze be damned. "It still isn't so bad. An entire apartment... Means there's more room for the mess to... sprawl."

Imagine all of this in one room. Imagine it.